Don't ever go to college. Don't become friends with Mike Henderson. Don't decide you want to be a colorist. And definitely, don't try coloring some of the aforementioned Mike's line work... just don't do it. He'll never stop asking you to color his stuff.
Check out the awesome B&W version and lots of other great stuff he'll make me color soon over at:
PS and never ever shake a baby, unless it's filled with salt or pepper.